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How (not) to Make Art
2016
a
just pictures
manifesto
one vintage print to rule them all
the work will stare at you and say
well?
a minimalism that makes you
think of the hole in the wall
explores notions
shifts perspectives
upsets expectations
subverts inverts interrogates mines challenges questions deploys
apparently
gravity goes like thisstruggle
use uniformity
to confuse potential
not so much mastery
but processing
halfway
what would a tourist do
conceptual
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no bullshit —— + —— no bullshit
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sensual
to shed light on an
image saturated world
or simply add to it
hand made hand made hand
made hand made hand made
hand made ANDM ADEH NDMA
DEHA DMAD EHAN MADE HAND
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DMAD hand made hand made
hand made hand made hand
made hand made hand made
special fx
name it after the teacher
who said don't do it that way
appropriation
art is easy except
for the law degree
you have to be okay with the ones
that hang around looking useless
momentuhmmm
programming or code
as gestural device
the caves of last co.
a drawing and a photograph
walk into a bar
mixed media
my new album
as pencil drawing
money dignifies
what is frivolous if
unpaid for**Virginia Woolf
One-hundred-and-six
thematically stitched triptychs
of various sizes and styles titled
Art and the Acquired
Ability to Believe
i neon
you neon
she neons
he neons
we neon
they neon
searching for the lines
an artist who works exclusively
with ball and chain
research dignifies
what is unserious if
stumbled upon
*what makes a star a star
or an asterisk, for that matter
wonder about impulse
and qualities
good i ruined it
digital process
the calculator app
choice or configuration
blue or yellow
rand function or i-ching
beware of ideas that
run ahead of execution
my kid could do that
(of course your kid could do that)
some deep
think tank
on size
at some point you get the picture
the thing as evidence
of its own making
spilling coffee
things that work right away then fade
things that don’t work at first then grow
things that work and remain
things that never work
(there are)
many configurations
stop thinking things like
ocean cloud shark flower
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intermission
postmodernism
shake the letter a
out falls the letter b
you tend to do early
what you will a lot more later
(your passion is already there)
what can be said
about a chair in drawing it
that can't be said with a photo
ok yeah that
when the lights are off
and the gallery is closed
is a shadow inevitable
if the object is specific
pattern complexity ambience
calm chaos (busy) uniformity/regularity
peace enigmatic meaningless
regular non-relational (stella)
unfinished
in put in put in
put in put in put
in put in put in
put in put in put
in put in put in
put out put out put
out put out put out
put out put out put
out put out put out
put out put out put
somewhat superstitious is okay
mysticism stinks
material
different lengths
of silence or blank paper
or an unending scream
make it
don't plan it
painting
contemporary
tradition
modern
fetish
the mark
cy not sigh
postmodernism as a way
to talk yourself out of it
it's the tiny flourishes
and the broad field
bonus
name it without
giving it a title
museum security
move along folks
nothing to see here
my kid could do that
(i'm not a parent)
a place to play
don't repeat
yourself
use consistency
to direct attention
5 year plan
working in series
call in a continuity expert
a way to get things
on the same surface
variable-width masking tape corrects
persistent sense of perspective
not to render
nor interpret
identify primitives
if it covers it's
wallpaper unless
it's paint
the self is in the sensibility
it doesn't need to talk
more confounded furniture
craft
entertainment
decoration
luxury goods
idea or balloon
you've got to enter
the unknown often
conceptual art is
a combination tone
your confusion as feature
expanded practice
rooted practice
contemporary practice
practice practice
waiting
black outlines are easy
do as little as possible
clutter is the same as no focus
chaos breeds images**Francis Bacon
adjust desire for perfection
text with
out hand
writing or
de sign
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you can look it up
online
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pile of dead
have a plan so you're doing something
when the other thing happens
emerging art fizzes
when you open it
explain what it is you do
while not thinking about it
while you do it
resist the urge to catalog
manifesto×
document-like
no spectacle
leave no trace
poetic
art can be anything
people paint because they like painting
the
a bunch of
unfinished
lines×
the artist went out
into the expanded field
and moved the fence
closer to the house
don't repeat
yourself
sub-pseudo-sub-sub-counter-anti-cultural investigations
emerging artist
emerging market
artist market
artist emerging
market emerging
market artist
rough patch morale
somehow
split
down
the
middle
on formal concerns in visual art
“please tell mr. jagger
i am not maurits to him”
— m.c. escher
the artist as project manager
process as product development
experimentation as r&d
the wall above
the couch in
the livingroom
untitled is to visual art what
show don't tell is to fiction
another irony of
material and message
when you have to tell
them which way is up
an artist who works exclusively
with the middle finger
sincere apologies
for not making
more art recently
minimal because
grander ideas fail us
practice the virtue
of the momentum
of practice
studio assistants as doping
we are the pointillists
resistance is futile
people make pictures
not rules
either
either
museum is an office building
vatican is a cash register
missed opportunity
(this earth, this card)
no demonstrable
need for any of it
the extract repressionists
collage aesthetic
that germane writer with
migrants named ceviche
mostpardonism
on the state of the art of the state
of the art of the state of the art
of the state of the art of the state
olnley
lonely
street still life as
geometric abstraction
by way of minimal
process aesthetic